January 2012
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I need to find people just as shut in as me. So then on holidays we can just gather together in a room…and stay on our laptops. Yeah.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I log onto Facebook and everyone is having babies. Wat. Stoppit, you guys. I just want to eat candy, watch Adventure Time, and stay up too late. I can’t be bothered with this stuff.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
yearsthatpassed: I can’t handle everything that’s in this video.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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If it's not fun, don't do it: charleneislame:... →
charleneislame: “Look at that hot girl.” “You think she’s cute? Sucks, cuz she’s a total lezzer.” “Pfft. How do you know? You have some lesbian magic?” “Are you kidding? She’s like the gayest someone can be without having a Beiber haircut and an Indigo Girls shirt.” “The Indigo Girls… Yeah, man. Most frustrating moments of my life with that kid. JUST TRUST ME. I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
Dec 29th
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“Look at that hot girl.” “You think she’s cute? Sucks, cuz she’s a total lezzer.” “Pfft. How do you know? You have some lesbian magic?” “Are you kidding? She’s like the gayest someone can be without having a Beiber haircut and an Indigo Girls shirt.” “The Indigo Girls mean someone’s gay? I think you’re talking...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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You know you’re getting old when you instantly start to budget all of your Christmas money.
Dec 25th
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»Ferret all gifts to bedroom in one trip »Stare at new things all day »Mom: “Want to come out and be with the family?”
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I wonder how weird the first kiss ever was.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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My cat keeps falling asleep with his eyes open. Staring right at me.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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