January 2012
306 posts
1 tag
I need to find people just as shut in as me. So then on holidays we can just gather together in a room…and stay on our laptops.
Yeah.
December 2011
220 posts
1 tag
2 tags
I log onto Facebook and everyone is having babies.
Wat.
Stoppit, you guys. I just want to eat candy, watch Adventure Time, and stay up too late. I can’t be bothered with this stuff.
1 tag
1 tag
yearsthatpassed:
I can’t handle everything that’s in this video.
If it's not fun, don't do it: charleneislame:... →
charleneislame:
“Look at that hot girl.”
“You think she’s cute? Sucks, cuz she’s a total lezzer.”
“Pfft. How do you know? You have some lesbian magic?”
“Are you kidding? She’s like the gayest someone can be without having a Beiber haircut and an Indigo Girls shirt.”
“The Indigo Girls…
Yeah, man. Most frustrating moments of my life with that kid.
JUST TRUST ME. I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
1 tag
“Look at that hot girl.”
“You think she’s cute? Sucks, cuz she’s a total lezzer.”
“Pfft. How do you know? You have some lesbian magic?”
“Are you kidding? She’s like the gayest someone can be without having a Beiber haircut and an Indigo Girls shirt.”
“The Indigo Girls mean someone’s gay? I think you’re talking...
4 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
4 tags
3 tags
3 tags
You know you’re getting old when you instantly start to budget all of your Christmas money.
1 tag
»Ferret all gifts to bedroom in one trip
»Stare at new things all day
»Mom: “Want to come out and be with the family?”
3 tags
I wonder how weird the first kiss ever was.
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
My cat keeps falling asleep with his eyes open. Staring right at me.
1 tag